PRESIDENT TRUMP...
I have just completed the process of giving to you, the REAL way to unite America and unlock the hidden potential of 300 million Americans and billions more people across The Globe.
With what I have given to you... your presidential legacy could have no parallel in American history... FOREVER.
What's the catch?
No catch.
I just need to tell you upfront that I am NOT a Trump supporter and that much of my past criticisms of you have been pretty harsh.
But the same thing can be said about JD Vance.
So, we know you have what it takes to put...
The Good of America First.
YES... PRESIDENT TRUMP... I have just given to you The Way to unite 300 million Americans and help you make Dr. Martin Luther King's Dream Come True.
YES... PRESIDENT TRUMP... I have just given to you a MASSIVE strategic plan to help you become The Peacemaker and The Unifier you just told US you want to become.
This is Where and How we begin:
I’m not a Trump supporter.
I'm about as far away from being a Trump supporter as any American can be.
But I love America. And Donald Trump is MY president.
So, I have figured out how to rally the entire nation behind President Trump to solve some of America’s biggest problems.
It’s not an easy needle to thread, obviously... but there is a lot more common ground than most people think.
After all we have been through together since 9.11...
not a single American can afford to let President Trump fail.
The way I look at it, if I’m willing to help President Trump where I can, then everyone else can keep an open mind too.
With that in mind, everyone should know that I have been extremely tough on President Trump with some of my political rhetoric in the past.
I have no intention of hiding that fact. But since 11.9.2024...
I have focused my attention on building 'The Loyal Opposition'. It's a way to unite America to provide constructive criticism of The President...
FOR THE GOOD OF AMERICA.
That was missing in President Trump's first term.
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On February 28th 2025... Ukrainian President Zelenskyy was tossed out of The White House because he objected to President Trump acting more like Vladimir Putin than any American President should.
SO... at 11:38 pm (EST) President Trump made a controversial post about Pete Rose on Truth Social. Trying to get the idea of Putin's mastery of Trump out of our heads.
I'm sharing this story with you the next day at 6:23am because I woke-up today to the realization that the only way to prevent Trump's second term from ending in a total disaster for The World... IS...
to put much, much, much better ideas into Trump's head.
YES. In thinking about my new venture, think about this:
It will be better for President Trump and for the rest of The World for everyone to think about the beautiful ideas in my head instead of the dark nonsense that swirls day and night in Trump's head.
Really. Too many of his ideas right now are just dark and stupid.
That's why I have put forward SOME of my best ideas today. So, people can see for themselves that compared to me President Trump is tiny and weak.
MR. TRUMP… it pains me to say this, but in 2016 the people who voted you in...
Well, they did a good thing for America.
You took a political sledgehammer to America’s culture and to our Institutions and did enough damage so, it is now possible for...
REAL CHANGE to begin.
But you have been out of positive ideas for a really long time.
You are like The Hulk. All you know how to do is… SMASH.
You are an old man and a shell of who you were back in 2016 and that was obvious when Kamala Harris kicked your old man’s ass at The Debate…
for the whole world to see.
Don’t get me wrong.
To me, Kamala Harris was a big part of…
‘The Great Dementia Cover-Up’.
Hiding Biden’s diminished capacity from America… while Putin threatened The World with nuclear weapons should have disqualified her from the presidency.
Here's the thing…
I have built a Nuclear War of Ideas between Democracy and Authoritarianism that is impossible for Democracy to lose... even as Authoritarian Fever ravages The World.
It’s how we unite 300 million Americans to…
Save The American Union...
and end America's Endless War.
And put The World on a new path to cure Income Inequality.
It's an idea called 'Strategic Equality'. And it's a total game changer in every nation on Earth.
WE SHOULD WORK ON THIS TOGETHER!!!
It scared me in 2015 when Donald Trump first emerged as a political force. Not because his ideas are all bad.
They are not.
But his 'Elitism'... IS... poison to The American Soul.
For the last 10 years...
I listened closely to Trump supporters and found myself agreeing with many of their concerns about The Democratic Party. Certainly not all. But many.
Today, I want to thank Donald Trump for being such an asshole. If not for him, I would never have found it within myself to get here today.
President Trump…
I think you are confused.
I hate to say it. I really do. But a lot of really good people are counting on you to help them make the transition into Modernity.
And to live well in Modernity is crazy expensive.
I’m not talking Inflation expensive. Sure, that doesn’t help. I’m talking modern amenities expensive.
And you keep talking about America’s New Golden Age and that’s why I think you are confused.
Because many of the things you are doing and saying are actually ushering in…
America's New Gilded Age.
And I know you don’t want to do that.
The First Gilded Age was terrible for The People who would have called themselves your ’base’.
The First Gilded Age basically had two classes.
The Super Rich and their servants who paid whatever price The Super Rich forced them to pay.
I know this isn’t what you want.
You can’t want this again.
What The People of America need from you today is a MASSIVE Strategic Plan to help everyone make the crazy expensive transition into Modernity.
We don’t really care who gets rich as long as we get to live The Good Life Too.
I know you don’t have a plan like this so, I am going to give you mine.
You can call it whatever you want.
You can even call it yours.
Just please, please whatever you do…
stop ushering in…
America’s New Gilded Age.
President Trump no American President has been treated worse than you and in The Spirit of American Unity it’s time for ALL Americans to in a single voice say:
"Sorry President Trump".
It was cruel to you that hundreds of thousands of Americans responded to your first presidency and The Access Hollywood Tape in which Americans could hear you in your own voice admit to unwanted touching of ‘private parts’… by marching on Washington wearing Pussy Hats.
That’s no way to welcome a democratically elected president.
"Sorry President Trump".
It was cruel to you that your Republican Attorney General Jeff Sessions responded to widespread 2016 Russian election interference by appointing Special Counsel Mueller.
That’s a horrible thing to do to a democratically elected president,
"Sorry President Trump".
And of course, The Mar-a-Lago FBI Raid should never have happened. The DOJ should have been more understanding.
It was obvious to me that the only reason you took and refused to return America’s Classified and Top-Secret Documents was because you weren’t planning on building a presidential library back then and you were just building a lazy man’s shrine.
"Sorry President Trump".
And millions of people including me were terribly cruel about your physical appearance.
I mean really. It’s not ‘inclusive’ at all to constantly ridicule you about being fat and all of your other physical difficulties.
Especially, your strange compulsion to wear 24/7 orange makeup to mask your old age. I've seen pictures of you without your makeup. Please. Please. Please... keep wearing it.
And this picture that reveals your deepest, darkest secret to The World…
Well, I should have never said that you turned yourself into a Freak when you took all the hair from the back of your head and put it on top to pretend that you didn’t go bald.
"Sorry President Trump".
And just because you gave all your political opponents demeaning nicknames, when I finally gave you your nickname:
”President Wormwood”…
that was still really mean of me to take away your Evangelical base with a brutal Biblical nickname like that.
"Sorry President Trump".
I’m not a Democrat. I’m an Independent.
But on behalf of all Democrats, Never Trumpers and Independents everywhere who could never vote for someone like you...
I have to say it feels really good to begin your new term by saying:
"Sorry President Trump".
Yes. We learned our lessons from how unfairly you were treated last time around.
And it’s clear you did too.
Nominating Matt Gaetz for Attorney General?
Genius. What’s not to like about that?
And all this talk about taking over Canada, Greenland and The Panama Canal…
and now Gaza?
After 23 years of America’s Endless War?
More genius. What’s not to like about that?
And choosing Putin's side... while calling Zelenskyy a "dictator" is truly next level stuff. Really. Who gives a shit that Zelenskyy has literally spent every second of the last 3 years fighting for his life and hiding from Putin's hit squads?
JD Vance is right. Zelenskyy didn't thank you enough.
And JD Vance as VP? Masterstroke... for an 80-year-old president to have someone like that a heartbeat away.
In all seriousness Mr. President...
let's all of US including you leave this nonsense in the past.
There isn't a single American that should want your good ideas to fail. Not one.
Too much is at stake in 2025 and beyond.
Let's all do better.